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Let bylines be bygones: 8 less boring versions of my blogger byline

I know I’m supposed to be professional, but do I have to be boring?

I’m splayed across my couch, thinking about how I’ve signed dozens of guest blog posts, realizing just how boring they make me (and Clever Zebo) sound.

Take my Unbounce author page, where I describe myself as…

a revenue optimization expert and cofounder of Clever Zebo, a group of web marketing strategy experts dedicated to helping interesting businesses get more customers online. While Igor loves to geek out about search engine marketing, conversion funnel optimization and partnership development, he’s also a pretty fierce snowboarder, musician and beer taster.

Snazzy! :-

Ok, here are some alternative takes.

Igor Belogolovsky is cofounder of Clever Zebo, a team of online marketing strategy pros. In his spare time, he finds nuts for squirrels.

Igor Belogolovsky is cofounder of Clever Zebo, a team of online marketing strategy pros. He blogs under the influence and heckles little-known cartoonists on ICQ.

Igor Belogolovsky is cofounder of Clever Zebo, a team of online marketing strategy pros. He does not drive steamboats.

Igor Belogolovsky is cofounder of Clever Zebo, a team of online marketing strategy pros. He enjoys a good laugh, except when it’s at the expense of another’s misfortune, in which case he doesn’t enjoy it.

Igor Belogolovsky is cofounder of Clever Zebo, a team of online marketing strategy pros. Among his most underwhelming talents is an uncanny ability to unwittingly end a perfectly pleasant conversation.

Igor Belogolovsky cofounded Clever Zebo to outwit and wrestle its predecessor, not-so-Clever Zebo, into submission.

Igor Belogolovsky is cofounder of Clever Zebo, a team of overgrown hyenas tasked with drinking excess bathwater in local communities.

Igor Belogolovsky is cofounder of Clever Zebo, a team of online marketing strategy pros. He prefers cookies to Jewish guilt.

How do these strike you?